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Crazy Emails

I've received some strange emails since coming online in 1997. This is a small collection of some of the weirdest, strangest, ever!

Some of these are pure absurdity. Others are . . . well, rather than trying to explain it, here are some of the story titles:

Kind Insulation
My Morgansniffer is Dainty
Wiggle in Unison
Toilet Bowl Stew
Feet...on the Other Hand
The Drunken Marmoset
Industrial Strength Deodorant

There's all that a good bit more. Had your dose of nonsense today?

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